Do you ever get tired of politicians, liberals, malcontents and and agitators playing the “Catholic” card? For instance, doesn’t it make you cringe when the evening news leads off with “Catholic Nuns Support the President’s Health Care Bill!” — the same evening news that buried the USCCB statement opposing the same health care bill?
I think the time has come for the Vatican to trademark the word “Catholic”. Why not? Think of how gloriously empowering that would be! And wouldn’t the coolest thing ever be if the Bishops or the Vatican or the CDF or Pope could issue a cease-and-desist letter to all vocally defiant Catholics in the public sphere telling them they are no longer allowed to represent themselves using the term, Catholic®? Such a letter, in my happy daydream, goes something like this:
We are the law firm of Aquinas and More and we represent the intellectual property rights of the Holy Catholic® Church. Your recent use of the trademark, Catholic® on the Sunday morning talk show, Meet the Liberal Press, to add bonafides to your support of [insert morally repugnant position here] infringes on our rights to this trademark and you are hereby ordered to cease and desist from all other uses of our trademark, Catholic®. Further trademark infringement of our mark, Catholic® will result in legal action, which may result in treble damages. On behalf of the Holy Catholic® Church, we appreciate your attention to this matter.”
Here are some other recent examples of the highjacking of the Catholic name in order to further a policy that has been rejected by the Bishops, who – if you do not know – are responsible for the doctrinal teaching of all faithful Catholics and whose teachings we are required to follow, not ignore, snub, circumvent, twist around, dismiss, or roll our eyes at.
What riles me most about all of this is that the defiant, disobedient kids get all the attention from the press. Not the Bishops (unless to criticize them) or the faithful clergy and laity. I know why that is: it’s because it furthers the agenda that the liberal press wants, which is bigger government, socialization of health care, an expansion of abortion rights. But the fact the the Magisterium teaching of the Church is shuffled off to the bottom of the articles, if mentioned at all, really gets my goat.
I really cannot wait to take over from the Baby Boomers and whatever the heck the generation before them was called. We want our Church back, “thank you very much for your time and effort, please pick up a Rosary, a carnation and a free missal on your way out the door.”
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